My admiration for Johnny Depp and the dexterity he brings
to his movie roles has been unwavering for decades, but the diatribe he and his
cohorts from “The Lone Ranger” went on during the recent U.K. premiere plays
like a blatant absence of sanity. In the press room, the brains behind Disney’s
biggest flop of the year rallied around director Gore Verbinski and continued
to push their faith in their big-budgeted remake of the famous television
series, but took the argument against its domestic failure up a notch when they
opted to direct the crosshairs of blame onto the critics.
According to a recent article on Variety.com, the feelings are universal amongst those behind the film. “I think the reviews were written seven to eight months before we released the film,” Depp proclaimed. Jerry Bruckheimer echoed the sentiment, announcing, “I think they were reviewing the budget, not reviewing the movie.” And Armie Hammer, Depp’s co-star, took the vitriol up a notch by using a generalization on the movie reviewing world to explain his reasoning. “This is the deal with American critics: they’ve been gunning for our movie since it was shut down the first time. That’s when most of the critics wrote their initial reviews. It’s gone to an unfortunate place with American critics where if you’re not as smart as Plato, you’re stupid,” he said.
Intrigued by the outward suggestion that critics do
indeed now have the influence to kill a film’s financial aspirations, I spent a
few minutes over at Rotten Tomatoes – still the most reliable and accurate
depiction of what a critical consensus is for all movies – and did my own
research. While it is true that “The Lone Ranger” only garnered a 28 percent
rating with reviewers and has yet to cross $100 million at the domestic box
office, the recent “Man of Steel” too was a critical disappointment (its rating
of 57 percent is slightly better but still considered “rotten”), and yet it has
grossed $287 million in the states so far. On the flip side, “Pacific Rim”
received very favorable reviews (71 percent approval) and is already at the
bottom of the top ten box office, and too has yet to cross the $100 million threshold
despite having a budget of nearly double that.
If one extends the argument to more than just recent
films, then there’s more interesting discoveries. The worst reviewed film in
the all-time top ten domestic box office is the first “Star Wars” prequel, “The
Phantom Menace” (57 percent, and $474 million earnings). And in the top ten
worldwide charts is “Transformers: Dark of the Moon,” which has a 36 percent rating,
and Depp’s own fourth “Pirates” film, “On Stranger Tides,” became part of the
elusive billion dollar club despite only getting a 33 percent approval from the
movie writers.
Digging deeper in search of said reviews that might have
been written long before the movie was actually released, I found the following
blurbs: “The fatal flaw in Jerry Bruckheimer's monumentally monotonous production
is that it forgets it's duty to entertain,” writes Peter Travers of Rolling
Stone; “Stuck with a character they can’t really transform or darken to meet
the tenor of our times, they instead spend much of the movie making fun of him,
turning him into a galloping joke in a white hat and black mask, which makes it
extraordinarily difficult to care about his exploits, no matter how inventively
staged they might be,” writes James Kendrick of Q Network Film Desk; and Liam
Lacey of The Globe and Mail makes this observation: “Depp’s oddball performance
feels separate from the rest of the film, particularly overshadowing Hammer’s
Lone Ranger. Though putatively the star character, he’s a consistently bland
figure who transforms from milquetoast city slicker to straight-shooting lawman
with little development.” If my colleagues really made up their minds long
before the movie was actually seen, then I applaud their clairvoyance.
In essence, what Depp, Bruckheimer and Hammer have done
is made a knee-jerk assumption and announced it as fact in an era when
information and research is more readily available to your average Joe. Who are
they kidding? After a mere ten minutes of research, even I could negate 99
percent of their claims. And that’s without relying on the hindsight of being a
writer of the movies for the past 16 years and knowing full well Hollywood’s
vicious cycle of laying their gargantuan flops at the feet of writers who were
honest enough to call turkeys out for what they were. The example set by the
stars of “The Lone Ranger” is but a mere echo in the chain started generations
before, when the filmmakers of “Cleopatra” or “Howard the Duck” saw evaporating
ticket sales as a driving influence to accuse critics of hidden agendas.
What these gentlemen forget to consider in their
announcements, however, is the growing impact of audience reactions on the
influence of box office potential. Cinemascore.com, a site that prides itself
on being “Hollywood’s Benchmark,” is routinely cited by the likes of Box Office
Mojo as a likely indicator of what a movie’s future will be on the financial
road. Following the July 4th weekend opening of “The Lone Ranger,”
they made the following observation: “While the original Pirates movie opened
well, its ultimate success came from fantastic word-of-mouth. Unfortunately, it
doesn't look like The Lone Ranger will experience a similar bump: its
"B+" CinemaScore suggests that it will perform similar to other major
Summer movies (as in, fall off quickly from opening weekend).” To you and me, a
“B+” sounds reasonable for most summer movies, but if the perspective of the
outlets who report solely on numbers is that anything less than an “A” is
indicative of a troubled box office trajectory, then maybe that shows a more
definitive severity on part of moviegoers in a climate saturated in endless
remakes and sequels.
I question the reasoning of these three not for my own
defensive purposes as a writer of film – on the contrary, I almost wish I had that
much influence on what people went and saw! – but as a spectator in the obvious
lazy tendencies of artists looking for scapegoats. Depp in particular is
worrisome in his views here; often the highlight of many of his own films – and
no doubt the same for “The Lone Ranger” – many of his releases in the recent
years have too seen critical lashings and yet have done just fine at selling
tickets, essentially defying the perception that a film’s financial
opportunities are relative to the feelings of the movie press. Consider, for
example, that three of the 16 films that have earned more than $1 billion at
the worldwide box office are vehicles in which he is the star, and every one of
them has an overall unfavorable consensus on part of the critics. How did they
transcend their reputation whereas “The Lone Ranger” could not? In those UK
press interviews, Armie Hammered argued that some movies manage to endure based
on positive audience remarks and cites “World War Z” as a recent example of
another film that American critics tried to kill. “It didn’t work, the movie
was successful,” he concluded. Never mind that said film actually did receive favorable reviews overall
(71 percent success, to be exact), but I digress.
I missed “The Lone Ranger” when it was released, but my reasons had nothing to do with its potential appeal; at the time, I had not written a film critique in almost two years and felt it was more important to play catch-up before absorbing many of the new releases. Perhaps it’s an enjoyable film, and maybe I will discover that at some point. But is it still really easier for victims of box office tragedy to rest on the belief that film critics are malicious enough to drag a movie through the mud based on its troubled conception as opposed to just saying that audiences, you know, didn’t connect with the end result? I guess so.
I missed “The Lone Ranger” when it was released, but my reasons had nothing to do with its potential appeal; at the time, I had not written a film critique in almost two years and felt it was more important to play catch-up before absorbing many of the new releases. Perhaps it’s an enjoyable film, and maybe I will discover that at some point. But is it still really easier for victims of box office tragedy to rest on the belief that film critics are malicious enough to drag a movie through the mud based on its troubled conception as opposed to just saying that audiences, you know, didn’t connect with the end result? I guess so.
Written by DAVID KEYES
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